who the fuck is calling me from inglewood?
ONGINA IS AT IKEA
Me: where are you? Jasmin: being a slut places
Anonymous asked: How did you accidentally come out?
anyone stayed at the avalon in b hills? cuz i am...
head is hurting before i go to sleep.. bad sign...
me: hey dad just calling to say happy birthday
me: ok love you bye
dad: love you bye
bro: hey bro mind givin me a spot man?
me: sure, no problem
bro: yah man been tryin to max it out. you ever max?
me: oh.. yeah.. all the time, everyday...
bro: yah man i maxed twice last week but just had the flu so you know
me: for sure, a little shaky?
bro: nah bro not shaky just you man know lets do this
*bro does one rep*
bro: thanks bro, hit me up if you need a spot dude
*10 minutes later*
bro: hey bro mind if i get a spot
I can't wait until I live in a city where I don't...